"All hail the power of Bauer"

I think that says it all! All though I'm disappointed there were no perimeters set up!

Next Week Looks Good!!!!

And Jack's Dad isn't dead, he is just the husband from 6 feet under!

What did I just see him in? Oh yeah, he was Prince Philip in The Queen.

Do you think that Karen will turn out to be Jack's mom?

Bones! I love that show

David Boreanaz (Seely Booth) is still HOT

Jack Knew Grey Was Lying

when he said that Dad had gone to visit one of his "hot" girlfriends. I don't think that Jack's dad has girlfriends, not that there is anything wrong with that.

1001 uses for the old Jewel Bag

I didn't see that one coming!

And I Thought It Was Going to Be a Medical Interrogation

But I guess that Jack doesn't have any syringes in his man-purse.

Cap him Jack

Gray is Lying!!!!

Tender Moment Between Men

Numbers guy comforting Principal Wood, I mean the 28 year old president...

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Wow, family is AWESOME

Maybe we should try some of these tactics next Thanksgiving?? Nice hook Jack

Have You Found Dad?

Um, buried out in the backyard?

And now, let's get back to all of our adolescent hurts and rivalries...

...no, let's don't. Right hook!

Jack's Nephew? Or His Son?

Ooh, googly smolderly eyes with Flat Face's wife and Jack...

Nice Digs Bro

And your wife is a total babe. What soap was she on????

Ahh General Hospital Lois Cerullo Ashton Ashton #1

Honey, I'm Home!

Heeeere's Jack!

Yeah, Civil Rights Guy Goes Deep Under

Is he wearing a wire?

And now, another terrorist is going to confess to a complete stranger!!! (YES!)

Ms Palmer is going to blow his cover!

She is going to get Walid killed

Kiss My Assad Goodbye!

What was all of that goo-goo eyes between Buchanan and Assad?

Fly be Free little terrorist Assad

Go, play with your terrorists friends with your full pardon

Given the Bauer Genes...

Oh, ho ho, I get it, "M"!!! Hee hee.

And if Jack has a sister, she would probably be some kind of killer hoooker.

wHO the heck is she? Jack's sister????

She did look suspiciously like a hooker

Jack's Bro is in a WOP

But of course, his wife has a thing for Jack. This must be why he became a bad guy.

(Don't all women have a thing for Jack?)

In the 24-Verse

Cell phones work after a nuclear bomb goes off?

I don't think so, not even Nextel.

"A" Predicts Jack's Bro Killed Their Dad

You heard it here first.

I Get It, Sam is Jack's Dad's Boyfriend

And Jack's mom????

She has to be one bad mutha.

HUH?

How in the world did that bad guy become Jack's brother???? He was a terrorist last season!

SHUT UP!!!!

The Flat Faced bad guy from last season is Jack's brother???

LOL Brother too??

Family business. Jack keep your eyes on the road

Sam?

Jack has a brother?

And is Sam Jack's dad's handler?

Ms Palmer SIT

Good girl

Back to the Guy Who Nobly Sacrificed His Civil Rights

Pretty sure that any time now, he'll be working for CTU!

WOP (World of Pain)

"M", I think we're going to learn more about why Jack is in a WOP!

WHAT???? Jack's DAD??????

Jack is going to have to kill his own father I bet. I wonder what he will hurl up then?

Jack's Father?

?????!!!!

Something tells me we're about to get some serious back story.

(And as for pulling over, I hope Jack's not gonna hurl again...)

Are you safe Miss Gradenko

Don't tell the director I said so... but are you safe Ms. Gradenko?

Chloe Looks Pretty Style-y

Is that a Donna Karan dress she's wearing?

Where's Jesse, I mean Milo?

Is he off hiding in some CTU sub-basement fallout shelter? Whimpering, perhaps, for Chloe?

Terrorist Rating Scale

Assad is a 10 of the rumpled professor type. (He looks like one of my Corp Fin profs.)

Fayed has dreeeemy eyes, and is an 8 of the young Patrick Stewart school of balding babes -- he gets 2 off for being eeeeeeeeeevil. (Morris, on the other hand, is up there! He gets at least a point or two off for being Chloe's estranged husband. How could he ever let her go?)

Admiral!

Raise your hand and wait for Principal Wood to recognize you before you speak!

Then you can threaten to send "them" back to the stone age as you please!

Some how I dont' think so ....

I think that there would be a LOT more yelling in that room!!!

Jack's Back In!

Don't look at the mushroom cloud!!!

KABOOM! Down goes the Chopper

AWESOME. Chicks like things that blow up too!

Jack's Back!

Okay, he is back. He is going to save people Phew, I was worried!

Chloe STOP WHINING

Good Lord, it's the profession you chose. CounterTerrorism. Good guys die unfortunlatey!

Chloe, It's All About You

People you know keep dying..Eggar is gone, the weaselly guy who agreed to sacrifice himself in the gas attack, Tony, Michelle...even Nina!

(Nina is dead, isn't she?)

The Bunker -- I bet there will be a mutiny

I think that Larry Fleinhart from Numb3rs is going to mutiny in the bunker!

Sorry, I'm Not Buying

If only our leaders had this kind of instant aplomb during 9/11. (Or Katrina, for that matter.)

"M"! "M"!

Time for 24!

Tracking Jack

In case you can't track Jack's mobile (or the RFID chip his captors probably implanted) on your PDA, you can use the internet.

Buy a Jack Bauer Man-Purse

Thanks to tvdork for pointing out a great shopping opportunity. As "M" and I are women, we already have our girly bags.

But a man bag does give a guy that certain je ne sais quoi -- it says, "Like Jack, I'm secure! And it isn't just because I've got a pile o' weapons in my purse..."



Of course, Jack is so secure, I'll bet he has some extra tampax in that man purse! (Great for stopping up bullet holes, as well as showing his sensitive side to Suburban Mom.)

Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep

The time is drawing near T- 3 hours 30 minutes! Has Jack Bauer turned too soft from eating too much Chinese food in prison? Or will he step up to the plate and save Los Angeles once again? Only time will tell!!!