Yoga Pose of the Day: Savasana

Final relaxation pose, aka "corpse pose"...appropriate on so many levels, and also a rerun. I might need to try to watch this one online later.

It's bedtime.

Dammit

Bridezilla and Cole are still in the picture.

And cell phones still work everywhere on 24. Awesome.

OK, that shot of the kid on the monitor was excellent.

"M", weigh in. I got lost....

Perfect

Is he sealed in the MRI machine?

I Guess Farhad Really Was Dead

He didn't even flinch.

And, perimeter!

The Disapproving Wife

POTIR's wife...back, and angry. Oh, now, not quite so mad. I'm guessing a tender reconciliation is in the cards there.

Yawn. Must. Go. To. Bed.

I might need to go over to Dave Barry's blog to see what's going on. What happened to the Rods?

(M - The googly eyed kid who is in the thrall of the terrorist was watching them while he called his mom and told her to go to Aunt Shelly's house)

Oooooh-wen

He's like Bambi. Clearly, he hasn't been trained in armed confrontation.

Ridiculous.

We need to fix him up with Faline. She can toughen him up.

Renee, Don't Listen To Jack

And he's kept his Manhattan apartment? Or is Renee going to his new pad in LA?

Is Farhad Really Dead?

And is that William Shatner on the facial recognition software?

Guest appearance? Excellent.

Another Prediction Come True...

...sigh, we don't know how Bolly Boy died.

And here's a surprising development, Doe Eyed Faline has run away with her Illicit Boyfriend in the face of a terrible disaster.

It looks like Bunker time for Mme. Pres. Yawn.

Is Rob Hitting on Madame President?

Or is he evil?

Unprecedented

I actually did fall asleep in front of the TV, and thus missed the first 30 minutes of 24.

It's actually that boring. And now, who's Aunt Shelley? Where did the googly eyed kid come from, and why is he in the thrall of one of the terrorists?

And I love the Sci Fi font on the CTU jackets.

And ack, the kid! That's the kid that "M" predicts is going to buy it.

"Let's do this, Mr. Bauer," indeed.

"m" is watching this over two nights. Last night was a meeting, so I missed it live.

Hastings! Dammit

We had our first dammit! WOOT. I'm not sure of the timing as I was doing my Wii work out (the freestyle step aerobics) It was somewher in the first half hour

I fear for Kayla!

I'm afraid that he is going to use her as a human shield. :-( She's so pretty.

Bridezilla... really

Are you actually asking Cole if you are still a couple WHILE you are sinking Kevin in the swamp? Finish with the body dumping, you still have another to go and THEN worry about your relationship with Mr. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! UGH. I'm filing her under stupid, not evil

Jack, don't yell at the medic!

Come On. It's stressful enough when you are about to lose a patient and to have you breathing down the medics neck yelling at him. The medic was right to yell at him to back the heck off and let him do his job!

Previously On 24

Well, I didn't think that I'd have internet to post tonight, as I'm out of town. Wrong.

That said, because I had let myself off the hook, I haven't really taken time to remember anything that happened last week.

The first thing that I have to report is that I can't agree more with Tai. Where do the 24 writers get off turning Starbuck -- a real Warrior -- into Bridezilla?

I'm scandalized.

Bridezilla and her Intended both wind up at some place near the Meadowlands where MethHead Kevin and his Bromantic Partner are finally dispatched...in a far too timeconsuming, far too boring and not that interesting plot imbroglio.

Gee, I wonder if that relationship's gonna survive.

Jack, speaking far less clearly than even any man or boy in my life since the age of 7, pledged his "thereness" to Renee. Stupidly, she believed him.

Renee, don't listen to what Jack says. Listen to how he acts. You haven't seen him in years, and now in one day you're an item? You're clinically depressed, possibly psychotic, and he's a grandpa. And he's moving to LA. Soon.

Let him go.

Spoiler alert, and I don't have any funnier or lengthier way of saying this: the other Russian kid buys it. Farhad (aka Bolly Boy) is still in the pic. (Right, or has he bought it yet?) The President of the Islamic Republic (heretofore POTIR) still needs to update his hair at least to meet the stylin' moves of late part of the last century. Doe eyed daughter Faline is going to go all medieval on one of his men if she can't get access to her illicit boyfriend. And Jack Lord's Infidel Girlfriend? Nowhere to be found.

And POTIR still given up on all of his supposed values and world peace (hehe whirld peas) aspirations, and he's torturing and repressing. I can't quite figure out who the actual bad guys are, but they're in cahoots with themselves.

Arlo? Not dead yet. His motive, a mystery but one we don't really care about. (He may have a thing for Cole. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's his meddling we don't love.)

Yawn, we've finally found out that Hasting's first name is not "You Tool," although he still approximates one. Spoiler alert: It's Bryan. (And my guess? That's how he spells it.)

What would make me happy at this point? (Wait for it.)

Bring back Nina.