Monday, March 12, 2007

Okay wait a minute!!!

In the first 15 minutes, the hubby tried to post, but had some issues with the blog site. But when I saw what he was going to post about... oh my goodness. Jack totally killed himself by taking his METAL gun and hitting in the electrical panel. Has anyone else here ever heard that metal is a great conductor? Jack should be toast!

Lost My Last Post!

Having some computer issues, no doubt due to the cleanup period after Mercury retrograde!

Martha, crazy but not stupid, didn't want to be blowed up.

Ricky Schroeder and Jack encounter one another for the first time. (On 24 at least. They must have been in something together at some point in the 80s.)

So what is the upshot of the whole thing? The whole thread of the dysfunctional Bauer family has been dropped for now. We don't know why the Russians and Chinese are all of a sudden the bad guys.

Are there any good guys on 24? Our own government is riddled with corrupt people who behave in truly evil ways. It is only the solid work of Jack and his cohorts that keeps things together. The really good guys like Aaron are also a credit to this fine TV version of our nation.

I heard a Podcast today about an article in NRDC's On Earth magazine about people doing good works in the Second Life online community. (Metaverse?) It is a place where people create avatars and live online lives. A psychologist interviewed posited that participants are choosing to live their best lives online via Second Life. While some of this has to do with everyone wanting to be better looking, there are also people creating wildlife refuges and other good works.

One of the points of the story is that if people are spending time 40 hours a month online in Second Life, how will they do good works in real life? At least they are doing something positive somewhere! If someone is nice to you in Second Life, you probably won't log off and kick the dog.

It occurs to me that this is a valuable counter to TV, which is coming to represent so much that isn't so nice about us. (We have a TV running 18 hours a day in our kitchen at work, ostensibly on approved financial channels (since it is a bank)...sometimes it is tuned to Fox News and I just have to switch the channel to CNBC for a breath of fresh air!)

But I digress.

Oh yeah. List:

"Dammit" = 1
Perimeter = 1 (the Russians)
Jack's in a WOP = 1 (when he was holding the Russian chick hostage)
Black men dead today = 0 (that we know of, it is tough to tell who the Russians killed)
Significant smolderly glances = 0
Presidential Assasination Attempts = 1
True pause to wonder: stupid or evil = 0 (we know the evil Veep's Blonde Toady is evil, too)
Commercial venues proven to still be open for business after a nucular explosion = 1 (Martha's grocery store)

And why are the terrorists always so darn good looking! ??? (Except for Gradenko. He's not my type. I like the clean close shave of a Fayed.)

Neither "M" nor her DH made an appearance tonight. And wait a minute, that's not fair! How can she write next week's "Previously on 24" post? (I mean, she did TiVO it. I guess she can watch later...)

My Local Fox Affiliate is Going to Be Sorry

What do they think that Jack is going to do to the news team when he hears their innuendo about supposedly replacing Jack?

Martha's Going to Go All Medieval On Logan's Backside


That would be explosive.

Aaron is a little too saintly for me. She's clearly insane.

Logan, don't pull the knife out! You never pull the knife out! Haven't any of these people had CERT training?

M's Comments
I totally called that when she was chopping the kiwi and then picked up the plate with the knives. I think they are going to have to only supply her with sporks!


Tom's Been Co-Opted

Or is he showing his true colors?

At least we have some info about W. He's going to make a full recovery. (Probably not during this season, though.)

Did you catch any smoldery glances between Ricky and Nadia? (And speaking of smoldery, where is Rena?)

This isn't as much fun without "M". Who goes to a jewelry party on a Monday night???

Jack, Brutal But Tender

Jack's holding a woman hostage, but telling her not to be scared. Hmmm. He seems to mean it.

What is going on with Martha? Is she subverting the 24 rule that all women have to be either stupid or evil? There is only one loophole: they can be crazy. (Although I would say that Nina was crazy and evil; that combo is also allowed.)

I have to say, Jean Smart looks great! She isn't too airbrushed, she looks like a TV version of a real 50-something woman.

M's comments:
He is so tender, but yet can be brutal (eg Jackula). I like Martha's "institution". I want that to be my house and that type of living has been agreeing with her. I agree she is beautiful.

Aaron Has Lost a Bit of Weight!

And, he's stopped at the grocery store to buy berries and kiwi for Martha!

(I have the edition of Joy of Cooking that tells you how to purify water after being exposed to fallout. Hopefully they will wash the fruit with water treated in this manner.)

And, again, stores are still open! No problem with the whole nucular explosion thing.

(And I think that Aaron looked a bit healthier with a little more weight on him.)

M Comments from her TIVO experience:
Aaron is a good looking man. They should have bought all the fresh produce that they could hold. That nucular bomb is going to make spinach prices go up again, I'm betting.

Everyone Shares Intel With the Bad Guys

Bill Buchanan is having sharing time with ex-President Logan...and now Logan is making himself "indispensable" to CTU. Please!

Milo and Ricky have "history". This has allowed Chloe to pout and grimace again, like she's supposed to. (When you watch with the subtitles, a habit I've developed from watching with my dad, it says, "scoffs" when Chloe grimaces and exhales sharply.)

How did President Palmer get a bad guy for Vice President? I mean, it seems like they are from different political parties! (Because in the TV-verse, the two parties are radically different.)

I'm trying to figure out what could be the "most shocking event" in 24 history. Or whatever the teaser was?

Rick Schoeder is Going to Save Jack


OH no, I accidently deleted your photo!! I'm sorry! Darn mercury retrograde or my careless fingers dammit! :-)

M Writes 10 PM CDT:

"A" that is Macauly Culkin not Ricky Scroeder. This is

But at any rate, we are aging SO much better than Ricky! He is looking a lot older than his almost 37 years!!!!!!! His birthday is April 13, but I have feeling that he won't be at CTU much longer.


Whoops! "M" double booked her Monday night!

I RSVP'd for a jewelry party tonight! Ugh! Maybe they will have 24 on in the background. Maybe I'll find Jack some Mancessories to go with his manpurse. I'll try to be back before it's completely over. Otherwise, thank goodness for TIVO. Perhaps the Hubby will blog tonight in my absence :-) "A" I think you did an excellent recap

Sigh. Previously On 24.


What can I say? Last week was a real snooze. The most exciting thing was the 60 seconds of previews for tonight, which thankfully presaged the return of Jean Smart and Agent Burly Middle Aged Guy who managed to be so trusted that he was on the team for two presidents, even though one was good and one was eeevil. What was his name? Oh, yeah, Aaron. I like him! Hopefully he can help Jack to save America.

Jack. Jack, Jack, Jack. The definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior and expecting a different outcome.
Jack took an extra creepy and possibly religiously fanatical ex-President Logan to visit the Russian Consulate. He had Logan wait in the car when he made the last minute decision to run in and storm the consulate and attempt to beat the information about the suitcase nukes out of the Russian dude.
And there was an interesting interchange between Jack and Logan, when Jack tells Logan he's going back in, and Logan coaches him not to.

Once he's in, Jack calls Bill, who I think must have just finished practicing eka pada padangusthasana. (Shown above as practiced by the doll version of our actual President on the hilarious Bushyoga.com Or is action figure more politically correct than doll? But I digress.)

Bill was like, sorry Jack, but I can't do much for you. Later, though, Bill decided to send a tac team in. After all, the evil Veep has suspended civil rights. So the sovereignity of the Russian consulate has got to be in doubt, too. At least the way this administration seems to think.

Jack did find out that Gradenko has drones to dispatch the remaining 3 suitcase nukes. He tried to get another Russian dude to call Bill to pass that along, but that guy is now history.

(And one of the biggest news items of last week is that "M"'s DH made one blog entry. Welcome, Hubby! Of course, now you can't pretend you're not watching!!!)

Principal Wood, I mean the 28 year old President is in pretty bad shape. Neither "M" nor I even bothered to comment about putting one more black man of 24 onto the critical list. Predictable. (As far as we know, Walid is still in the hospital, too!)

Karen reveals herself to have been waiting at the airport for her plane: she's flying commercial back to LA to be blowed up with Bill.

Because after the suitcase nukes go off, air traffic continues as normal. (Along with LA traffic, cell phone signals, commerce at liquor stores. I think that Jack and Logan even stopped at a drive through Starbucks on their way to the Russian consulate. Logan: soy latte or mocha frappucino? Jack: plain roasted beans (whole, not ground) to gnaw on? Or a 15 shot Americano, with an extra shot of terrorist blood, no room for milk?)

Yeah, so instead of hopping military transport for LA, she's still sitting at National catching up on O magazine, Martha Stewart Living, and Yoga Journal. So it's gonna be at least another 3 hours before she gets to LA. But wait, she may head back to the bunker, as she hasn't tendered her official resignation letter, but merely abandoned her job.

Assad is dead. "M" and I are both sad about that. He reminded me of one of my Corp Fin professors, who thankfully is alive and well, and is such an amazing scholar and teacher that I won't put his name on a blog devoted to 24. (If you happen to know this man, please don't "out" him!)


Tom is rescued from assasination via duct tape, only to be interrogated by an agent who blames him for the bomb in the bunker. He doesn't really have plausible deniability here, he was totally acting on his own. But at least he did get rescued. But clearly, a medical interrogation is an option here.

Morris may or may not be drinking again. He is at least putting liquor into his mouth and spitting it out, and hiding in the bathroom with a bottle. If nothing else, these are "dry drunk" behaviors. He also lied about to Chloe talking with his sponsor, we think.

Chloe had a little pouty action this episode, and did follow Morris into the men's room to yell at him. (Or was this the previous week?) She is still too glamorous and too gullible to be the Chloe we know and love.

I can't speak for "M", but I will personally lose it if Chloe turns out to be either stupid or evil.

Rena and Bauer Spawn are safely ensconced at CTU. There were smoldery glances between Rena and Jack, but I can't remember the whole drama along those lines. Jack's dad is nowhere to be found.

"M", that's all I can remember. Anything else?