Monday, February 05, 2007

Jack's Mom Is Going to Be Mad

She's going to kick Dad's ass.

And Jack's dad is an evil sociopathic mastermind. Did you see him holding back his tears?

And poor Jack will blame himself for dosing Grae. (Why did they leave him there, completely unattended?) (Duh, so that Jack's dad could kill him.)

(Oh, and Double-duh...so that Jack and Rena can share more than smoldery glances.)

Gream's so dead

He's gonna pop a cap in is @$$

Dad's Gonna Kill Grae!

Mark my words.

Dad, I won't break

Especially if you will love me Daddy

Lots of Split Screen Montages

They are such powerful narrative devices.

But why didn't they take Grae back to CTU's medical unit? Where did Jack go?

AAAGH. Is Jack's dad a bad guy?

Shut Your Boot!?

Sigh of relief.

Morris is stupid, not evil.

Dammit Morris

Why did you have to be so smart! I knew something was up with him. He is going to get snatched out of the convertible!!!

Morris, Don't!

Is Morris Bad???

Who is that?

Who is the evil guy on the plane???

("A" added, that is the VP. I know that we thought that Tom was a VP, but he is just some random evil factotum....)

"W", Don't Do Us Wrong!

Yes! He is telling Tom that the Constitution isn't his toilet paper!

"Stateless Enemies hiding among us!" Indeed.

W sounds like he's been watching Sleeper Cell; he knows that the American Muslim community is part the American community.

And W shows that he has a pair. (Or has been whipped by his sister.

I Don't Know, "M" -- I'm Underwhelmed

All of this family stuff is really slowing down the action. I'm not sure that I'm ready to let Jack experience the emotional side of knowing that Grae (Gray, Graem, Flat Faced Mastermind) killed the President (the adult one), Tony and Michelle...

...and alsi tried to kill Jack more than once!

When is something going to blow up? Maybe after Morris' hacker software doesn't work right?

Or when the President confronts the Tom with his decision?

Um, What?

Sorry. Jack hasn't talked to his family in 9 years. He can't deserve a better family when he wasn't there to be part of it.

I think this was Teri's issue with him, too.

(Well, that and Nina.)

family Therapy

I think it might be time for some healing hugs

Morris - stupid!

Okay you dope, I don't think that CTU would approve of you downloading a program FROM A HACKER's WEB SITE! Not smart!

I think that Morris Just Called in The Lone Gunmen

Morris is getting some hacker friends to do, what?

Sandra and Walid ARE an Item!

How did she bust him out of Gitmo?

And now, W is calling to apologize? I told you she had him whipped.

Sandra, now you have to whip him into not signing that executive order. It is wrong and bad. W knows it.

Jack has Parents -- the hubby asks

Yes he does.
He replies, so that means the rumor that Jack was built in the same lab as Steve Austin isn't true.

WOP, WOP alert

Oh, Jack.

Is this the PTSD kicking in?

But one glance from Dad, and the kids are done fighting.

For now.

Major WOP

He is losing it -- Daddy?

Just one look from Daddy... Oh crap, I'm in trouble. Jack puts his head down in shame. Just like when he was giving Gray swirleys and wedgies and nuggies

The Medical Interrogation

It's putting Jack in to a WOP. "Don't make me do this "

Jack is so sensitive. What a nice hug he was giving Graem

The hubby says that is what is wrong with this country, they don't know how to interrogate properly!

Maybe Jack's Son is A Reluctant Techie

Maybe he's the one who can arm the triggers. Or whatever.

Aaagh, time to scream like a girl. Jack, showing his tender side. Dad, watching it somehow on TV?

And pain that Jack can't even describe?

Nice package

Jack has a nice package. I mean interogation package. Although his backside isn't so bad.

Way Wrong

I agreed with him. But I bet that Timothy is Evil. Maybe Timothy is the chick with McCarthy?

Insubordinate Much, Chloe?

Yes, this is the Chloe we know and love, disobeying a direct order from Gen-X style boss.

And have you noticed that the CTU techies always have a problem with a family member in these circumstances? Eggar had the same thing with his mom!

Only Jack knows that family problems can't interfere when you're reporting directly to the President. (Even though I don't actually recall that they recommissioned him as an agent, can you?)

Milo -- Don't Say anything

Morris' brother is dying. He's not going to care is the hubby's prediction.

I Disagree - Gray's wife -stupid not evil

I think that Rena is just "trying to protect" her and Jack's son.
"Leave Josh out of this" But i bet he has some important information to share.

Gray - I don't make trash

I burn it!! I'm pretty sure that is what he just said to Jack.

"Set Up The Interrogation Package"

It's in my man purse, along with the tampax I carry so that chicks think I'm sensitive.

And more brotherly recriminations..."Grae, you don't want to make me do this,"

"We grew up together, Jack. In all those years, I could never make you do anything."

(Even leave my wife alone.)

Dad, I mean, Uncle Jack, What is CTU?

Now the coast is clear; Rena and Jack's spawn won't hear Grae scream like a woman.

And it is looking like Rena (aka Marilyn in the 24-verse) -- evil, not stupid.

"All You Guys Ever Do Is Fight!"

That's because you're not my son, you're my nephew!

And now, time for the real family fight!

Where did they get a kid who looks like Jack?

And now the back story between Rena and Jack! "This isn't about us, Rena. Gray just tried to have Dad and me killed!"

And did Jack just say, "nucular"?

CTU Has Ears?

They have a tape of the terrorists "conversating" 10 minutes ago?

Split scren montage!

Dammit a Perimeter!!!

I was Right -- up by two with an assist by Dear Old Dad PERIMETER

First Dammit of the Night!

Jack's dad screwed up!

And first Perimeter!!!!!

Jack has Parents -- the hubby asks

Yes he does.
He replies, so that means the rumor that Jack was built in the same lab as Steve Austin isn't true.

Kill count

I predict it will go up in the next few minutes

The Truth About Graeme?

Or however you spell his name...but Dad, do you really see Jack running the family business?

Let's have him start by doing Graeme's performance evaluation!

He's about to score "below expectations" for not being able to off Jack successfully...

Cripes Bill

Just listen to Karen. She's coming to get blowed up with you. She is only leaving the Prez becuase she is protecting YOUR worthless @$$

"W"!

Don't suspend habeas corpus! No brazen abuse of executive power!

We have that in real life; we don't need to see it on TV.

OMG Tivo almost messed up

It changed to something with an old Dick Van Dyke and Scot Baio!! That was close~

McCarthy's accent

Is he from Wisconsin, or Australia?

Great Commercial!

Is Jack going to medically interrogate his brother?

And have you noticed that the guys on Prison Break are dreeeemy, in the 24 terrorist kind of way?

There Are No Spoilers Here!

Only educated guesses...but something tells me that we're going to see a lot more of the Cain and Abel action tonight.

T-minus 68 minutes and counting!