Monday, June 09, 2014

Postscript

OMG.   Jack outdrove a drone strike -- in a Chrysler, if the twitter ads are to be believed.

And WTH, the President of the United States looks like he's catching a cab for a tender rendezvous, of sorts, with a certain death at the hands of Lady Stark.   Called that one!

No sign of Kim Raver, Kim Bauer, Eggar, Nina.  

Pornstache looks like a dark horse.   Didn't call that one.  

And here's the scoreboard...

Dammit = 4 (3 Jack, one terrorist)
Improbable convos between heads of state = 1
Improbable convos between US Presidents and known terrorists = !!!!
Improbable convos between Russian and US factota = 1
Women proven stupid = 0  (where's Kim Bauer?)
Women proven evil = 0
Handsome Black Man body count =0
Bauer Kills = 0
Perimeter = 0
Lax security around the mentally failing US Commander in Chief = yes
Man purse sightings = 0

Until next week....






WTH?

You've got to be kidding me, "Just You And Me Reaching Out To Each Other"????


Pornstache, tougher than he looks


D'oh, the old Jacket on the Back of the Chair trick

I believe our earlier prediction will come true.   President Heller is going to give himself up to Margot, I mean Lady Stark.

And, where are his Marines?  His Secret Service guy is just not going to tell Tate Donovan?

Split screen.



Leave My Wife Out of This


I have a feeling Simone doesn't have another 12 minutes


And I forgot

Why can't we scramble F16s to shoot down the drones?

And another two dammits -- one from the terrorist!

That's Some Defensive Driving

Outdriving a drone?

Kate's Undergrad Degree

Early childhood development?

Simone Turns on Lady Stark

That's not going to end well...

Second Dammit!

Also, where is Kim Bauer?

Now..

Now we have a dammit!

That Deserved a Dammit!

Not being able to turn Simone -- or torture her into talking?

Old school Jack would have let a Dammit rip.

Selfless?

Is the President thinking of sacrificing himself -- like the CTU head who rode the nuke into the desert?

Pornstache wasn't born yesterday

He's not sharing his stinking access code!

Late....5pm - 6pm



Not exactly live blogging, as I had a meeting.

So, watching late...what the heck is going on with the Brits?   President William Devane is both possibly non compos mentis and running a counterterrorism operation led by an exiled, US born, known terrorist on British soil.

And the Prime Minister is coming to the Commander in Chief to apologize for running his own op?

Everyone on the international stage is our puppet. 

F>@& YEAH, USA!

Perimeter!

Photo:  Evan Bench, paris metro puppet, via Flickr, under Creative Commons license.