Asana to Describe this Week's Episode?

I feel inspired to add some yoga spice...

...and I'm not choosing savasana, or corpse pose, in honor of any particular corpse, but more because the episode was deadly dull.

And now, off to sleep.

Hair Gel Moments?

We've got to start counting the hair gel moments again!

None so far, really.

Except for the Illinois Governor.

We also can't remember what Bill's (aka Silver Fox) hair looked like last season.

Well, going out. Can't wait to see Craig's recap. And we hope that Tai's Comcast is working this week. (Come back, LPK!)

Recap

Dull Episode = 3
Dammit = 0 (M is sooooo disappointed)
Women proven stupid = 1 (Samantha, still)
Women proven evil = 0
Perimeter = 0
Predictions true = 1 (Renee is Rogue)
Predictions false = 1 ("M" called a motorcycle chase)
Dead Black men (possibly) = 1
Kill Count > 275 with the plane collision
Jack Kill count = 4 we think.. We will check with the Bauer Kill count site.
Bauer faux kill count = 0
Resurrections = 1
Thwarted staged suicide = 1 you go First Man
Honorary womanhood revoked (possibly) = 1 from the First Man, he grew a pair while paralyzed

Questions:
So where is Chloe's hubby, Morris? How is watching the baby right now while Chloe is out playing with Jack? What is Morris doing nowadays, it must be something with good benefits to allow Chloe to be a stay-a-home-mom. "A" hopes that he's not a banker, because he won't have a job long with the ecomony going the way it is.

We think that they showed everything good that is going to happen in the previews, so therefore we have no predictions. Wait wait we have one! we do believe that the Gov of Illinois Rod Blogo will not be showing us his real hair, not even to get out of being impeached or removed from office! And that will be happening pretty soon.

Another question from "A": WTH (the h is for "heck") is going on with the supposed torture investigation? Or are those agents just on a lunch break?

It's Time Again

For the split screen montage...

It's not about the President, "She's not just stubborn, she's insane."

No, she's not eeeevil...she's stupid.

Dance bad guy!

the shooting at his feet was great!

OK, Another Implication About Tony and David

"I thought you two were friends."

Huh?

Diamonds...Motobo...buh bye?

(And how stupid was that bad guy, not checking for the dead bodies.) Unh unh...

And now, back to Sam's place. I can't totally figure this out. Ohhhh. Staged suicide?

Buh bye, Brian?

I'm Not Sure What is Up with the First Man

I mean, either he is going to die there of a "stroke" with a chef's knife in his hand, and Agent Gedge is going to "find" him there?

I don't get that at all.

Tai, You Were So Right!

Brian is clearly a total psychopath.

Agent Gedge? Brian's last name is Gedge?

Brian is prepared

Was he a boyscout? Look at those gloves! Use your eye Mr. Taylor!!!!!!! Okay, she was Stupid@!!!!!!! And Brian is remarkably clean after performing a fatal stabbing

A Stay At Home Mom Knows Where Radio Shack Is

Chloe can deal with this transmitter, but can't build a new CIP device?

Or an anti-CIP device?

Or put a perimeter around the nation's one firewall?

How do you think I'm doing Jack??

You shot me and left me for dead, buried me alive only to be resurected Pulp Fiction style by Chloe who still has no personality and is a stay at home MOM????? and a Yogi

Speaking of Soap Operas

This guy used to be on One Life to Live. According to IMDB, they put him in a coma and then killed him off.

Now he may have thrown his last hissy fit (for "today") on 24...

...addendum: he's so good-looking that he has got to be a bad guy.

Get Your @$$ to Radio Shack!

Can't they get someone over to the Shack to get the components for one of those CIP devices?

Oooh, Madame President. Still doing the right thing.

Yeah, one joint chief down. Anyone else not on board?
Madam Prez "you sit down and be quiet Mr.-Dude-that-is-resigning or get your butt out" Good, she is human. She plays the part well.

Body Count, M?

You get that?

240 + 10 crew on the one plane from Chgo
21 people on the other. Plus the ground casualties

Why haven't they grounded all the planes?????

Annoying Broadband Issues

Or maybe someone with a contraption they built out of Radio Shack components has been messing with me all day long.

Now, President Cherry, totally on the phone with terrorists. I love this. She's a woman, perhaps this is part of the problem. She has to act totally on principles, feeling that if she does the right thing she'll be rewarded. (A fallacy we live with all the time at work -- just do your job and you'll be recognized.) And she has to do it all herself, from making foreign policy decisions with her chief of staff to negotiating with terrorists.

She's probably cooking dinner, for the joint chiefs, too.

Boom.

We Totally Didn't Call That One

But I do think that Tony had feelings for David.

Now, Renee is spilling her guts to Bill and Chloe. (And Bill is gonna convince her to stay Rogue. I did call that one, right?)

Bill got really really gray. Is he "with" Chloe? I miss Eggar. And we never "have much time" now do we??

Soap Opera Moment

Clumsy explanation of how Tony was, and then wasn't dead.

The writing is not as good this season.

This is a bizarre thing, has Tony been brainwashed, or is he in love with the good looking bad guy? Heck I'm in love with the good lookin' bad guy

(Not that there is anything wrong with that. But couldn't he have chosen a nice, law abiding guy?)

"M" OOOO A motorcycle chase, I'm predicting... I'm still behind

Shut up!

Here's what happened to Bill and Chloe.

Adrenaline -- the first thing you use when someone has been buried alive. They shoulda used a big needle, like the one in Pulp Fiction. (I almost fainted when I saw that scene in the movies.)

Now, Renee can actually go truly rogue now, since her boss thinks she's dead.

Renee's Boss Shows His Hand

Wah, wah...

Skinner never would have lost his cool like that. (And Scully never would have been so stupid.)

T-Minus 1 Minute

Is Renee dead? Is the First Man somehow going to be rescued?

Will Mr. PM yell at Mrs. PM for saving their lives?

Where is the whole Samantha thing going?

Will anyone set a perimeter? Or even say dammit? Will Jack be in a WOP?

Hmmm.

8:10 PM CST M's Note.... I'm catching up... I"ll be caught up in just a sec...