Monday, February 22, 2010

In Honor Of Other Primates At Typewriters...

Hanumanasana.

Hanuman is the monkey deity, who embodies selfless service.

I tried to find a photo of a monkey in a yoga pose, but things started to veer off into the disturbing. Instead, thought I'd class it up a little bit with a straightforward entry.

This is a beautiful rendition of the pose. For added comfort, I'd advise the yogi to lift up the back of his head and lengthen his neck so that his gaze is forward.

And I'd advise the acting staff of 24 to do the same...there's little evidence that the writers have their backs this season.

Recap

Dammit =0
Perimeter=0
Quick turnaround from forensics=1
Bauer kills=0
Women proven stupid =0
Women proven evil =0
Evidence that the writers have been raised by wolves = several
Number of times I wished I had been watching the olympics =several
Handsome black men killed =0
Accurate predictions = several! Methhead Kevin, although not at Bridezilla's hand; Drama queen Farhad (aka Bollyboy) unroguing.
Redeputizations =1 (WTH?)

After last week's confusion, fewer story lines this week. And did I hear correctly -- does Hastings actually have a first name?

"M", please weigh in. I know that we still miss Eggar. And we miss the old writers, too.

We Knew That This Wouldn't End Well

You're not calling 911?

Aaagh.

Accent Police

The bloom is off the rose for Cole. And Dana all of a sudden has a southeastern accent?

Now, what's going to happen here? I think another inexplicable decision is about to be made...

Hah, another prediction will out. Meth-Head Kevin, RIP.


Man Purse?

Deal.

Buh-Bye, Kid

Here's the kid we predicted was going to die.

Oh, now a negotiation? Wait, how is Jack being re-deputized, since there are at least two men in the CTU infirmary courtesy of Jack?

"Nucular!"

Spill, Bridezilla

Enough of your drama queen behavior and going AWOL....

It's Not What You Think

Vintage Chloe

Exasperated Sigh.

Hastings...

"Shouting in Native Language"

Haha. I'm watching with the closed caption enabled.

Get to Radio Shack!

They've got everything you need for a bomb there.

Is Farhad going to try to un-rogue?

Re-Rogue!

Jack and Renee Going Rogue together?

Improbable Lab Results

The forensic results sure came in quickly...and then went through all due process in what, 90 minutes?

And now this beotch from the FBI is here to hang you out to dry. You'd better get your attorney, Chloe, in to back you up.

Wait, why does the FBI chick care about CTU being taken down? And what kind of ridiculous line of questioning would have self defense not include Renee's desire to not have Vlad "touch" her?

You'd better get your man Jack in to save you. The writers are clearly way beyond Neanderthal; Jack's your only option.

Farhad, Where's the Kitchen?

I'm assuming we're coming up on another improbable cooking scene.

And you're probably the main dish.

Chloe

Jack's not Renee's therapist.

You're not her attorney. And I'm curious as to how you and she became BFFs all of a sudden.

Chief Data Analyst

Standard gear...

Arlo

I think he has a crush on Bridezilla's intended.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Brian?

Does Hastings, finally, actually have a first name? Was that guy trying to railroad Renee calling Mr. Hastings, Brian?

Or, was I misunderstanding him when he said, "You tool"?

Jack, I Don't Know How To Say This


But you're not Renee's therapist.

And what, Renee, exactly does it mean when Jack says that you have him? He wasn't exactly clear in his response. Don't look at what he says.

Look at how he behaves.

Back to Queens!


Previously On 24: 11pm - 12pm

It was another week of improbable cooking and inexplicable judgement by the denizens of 24-land.

Chloe has taken Renee up for a psych evaluation, Hastings has not yet proven himself to have a first name, and Arlo has taken leadership in the lives of Bridezilla and Her Intended by spying as she shirks her work in a doomed attempt manage the fact that her ex-con ex-boyfriend, MethHead Kevin, and his Bromantic Partner have surfaced in her life and made her an accomplice in a robbery of a police evidence locker and attendant attack on a police officer. (These yutzes have gone to a bar in Jersey City and are trying to get her to come over and party with them while they threaten her.)

Arlo threatens to take his nasty but inaccurate inferences to Bridezilla's Intended...she decides to talk to her Intended about her Past...but then he and his men have to go out on a raid, and she decides to slip a gun into her purse (standard issue for IT jobs at CTU) and get on the PATH train for Jersey City.

Bolly Boy is in touch with bad guys back at home in the Islamic Republic, who are seriously bugging him for The Rods. Bad Dad and Remaining Son Josef get annoyed with Bolly Boy's imperious demands, and send him elsewhere at gunpoint to wait for The Rods.

Jack's brought before Bad Dad, pretending to attempt to convince him that he wants to deal with him and that he's not a cop. After a torture scene involving jumper cables that "M" feels is pulled directly from Lethal Weapon (which I've never seen), Jack shows off results of his devotion to the Crossfit training system and manages to electrocute, kill and basically vanquish his torturers -- and also snags a cell phone and calls CTU, which you may recall had lost him.

Using a banquet table to stymie carrot and onion chopping Evil Chef (aka Bad Dad), Jack holds him for the 3 minutes it takes CTU cavalry to comes in to clean up the scene and prepare to take the Russian back to headquarters.

...but wait -- Madame President continues her winning ways with respect to micromanagement and negotiating with terrorists. Bad Dad won't give up The Rods without an immunity deal. She and Jack agree that it's the only way, and agree. They've got to find the Rods, which the Russian allows will be found at a truck stop rendez-vous.

But no. Bad Dad's remaining son, Josef, is far more evil than we even could have imagined. He's scammed The Rods, made a side deal with Bolly Boy, and left a signal indicating that he's double-crossed his Dad.

Somewhere in there, The Islamic President continues to have hair gel issues, cracking down on democratic action back in his homeland.

Doe-eyed daughter Faline takes him to task for having taken her loyal boyfriend Tarin into custody. News of this unsuspected love affair between Faline and Tarin only fuels the President's suspicions. Faline subsequently attempts to bully and charm her way into the room where Tarin is being held...to no avail.

"M" is right. Such as these story lines are, there are far too many of them.

See you later!