WOP (World of Pain)

"M", I think we're going to learn more about why Jack is in a WOP!

WHAT???? Jack's DAD??????

Jack is going to have to kill his own father I bet. I wonder what he will hurl up then?

Jack's Father?

?????!!!!

Something tells me we're about to get some serious back story.

(And as for pulling over, I hope Jack's not gonna hurl again...)

Are you safe Miss Gradenko

Don't tell the director I said so... but are you safe Ms. Gradenko?

Chloe Looks Pretty Style-y

Is that a Donna Karan dress she's wearing?

Where's Jesse, I mean Milo?

Is he off hiding in some CTU sub-basement fallout shelter? Whimpering, perhaps, for Chloe?

Terrorist Rating Scale

Assad is a 10 of the rumpled professor type. (He looks like one of my Corp Fin profs.)

Fayed has dreeeemy eyes, and is an 8 of the young Patrick Stewart school of balding babes -- he gets 2 off for being eeeeeeeeeevil. (Morris, on the other hand, is up there! He gets at least a point or two off for being Chloe's estranged husband. How could he ever let her go?)

Admiral!

Raise your hand and wait for Principal Wood to recognize you before you speak!

Then you can threaten to send "them" back to the stone age as you please!

Some how I dont' think so ....

I think that there would be a LOT more yelling in that room!!!

Jack's Back In!

Don't look at the mushroom cloud!!!

KABOOM! Down goes the Chopper

AWESOME. Chicks like things that blow up too!

Jack's Back!

Okay, he is back. He is going to save people Phew, I was worried!

Chloe STOP WHINING

Good Lord, it's the profession you chose. CounterTerrorism. Good guys die unfortunlatey!

Chloe, It's All About You

People you know keep dying..Eggar is gone, the weaselly guy who agreed to sacrifice himself in the gas attack, Tony, Michelle...even Nina!

(Nina is dead, isn't she?)

The Bunker -- I bet there will be a mutiny

I think that Larry Fleinhart from Numb3rs is going to mutiny in the bunker!

Sorry, I'm Not Buying

If only our leaders had this kind of instant aplomb during 9/11. (Or Katrina, for that matter.)

"M"! "M"!

Time for 24!

Tracking Jack

In case you can't track Jack's mobile (or the RFID chip his captors probably implanted) on your PDA, you can use the internet.

Buy a Jack Bauer Man-Purse

Thanks to tvdork for pointing out a great shopping opportunity. As "M" and I are women, we already have our girly bags.

But a man bag does give a guy that certain je ne sais quoi -- it says, "Like Jack, I'm secure! And it isn't just because I've got a pile o' weapons in my purse..."



Of course, Jack is so secure, I'll bet he has some extra tampax in that man purse! (Great for stopping up bullet holes, as well as showing his sensitive side to Suburban Mom.)

Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep

The time is drawing near T- 3 hours 30 minutes! Has Jack Bauer turned too soft from eating too much Chinese food in prison? Or will he step up to the plate and save Los Angeles once again? Only time will tell!!!