When talking about cell phones, the Hubby and I often wish for Jack's cell phone. One that works in the CTU basement and in the middle of the desert.
I found this blogger's site with the specs for the Perfect phone with Jack Bauer in mind.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
"M" is Gonna Hurl - Bill Buchanan, Yogi!
The guy that plays Bill Buchanan, James Morrison, is a yoga teacher too!It isn't just watchers of 24, people in the 24-verse are practicing. It makes me feel good to think that Kiefer, Mary Jane, and James are "om-ing" before they pretend to be characters who medically interrogate their loved ones: is it long before they have to interrogate Morris? maybe he really didn't fail to install a back door on the suitcase nukes...maybe he did it ON PURPOSE! (Chloe, please don't turn out to be either stupid or evil!)
I think you have to pick up the free issue of New York Yoga to read the interview; it doesn't look like it is posted at their website.
Monday, March 05, 2007
Dead Russian
The one Russian willing to try and save Jack's life ends up looking (and acting as badly) like "the Donald". And of course, now he's dead.
"Secret" Clues That Let You Talk to Jack?
"M" is going to be excited about this! I guess that we won't be quitting 24 this season, either...she's gonna be trying to figure out how she can talk to Jack on the phone!!!!
Good Idea, Bill!
Since the President has just announced that we've suspended civil rights, it is probably okay to send a tac team into the Russian consulate to rescue Jack.
And now Jack is trying to co-opt his Russian guard? Why not just rip his throat out?
And when in doubt about the next story move? It is always best to go to a split screen montage...
And now Jack is trying to co-opt his Russian guard? Why not just rip his throat out?
And when in doubt about the next story move? It is always best to go to a split screen montage...
And Where is Logan
Is he just waiting in the car for Jack?
Maybe Secret Service is going to take him to a drive through Starbucks while they are waiting?
Because other than the nucular explosion, it is just another day in LA. I guess Governer Swarzeneggar has been able to seriously strengthen the infrastructure such that the nuke hasn't disabled cell phone transmission, made traffic worse, or stopped CTU from being able to hack the Russian consulate's system!
Maybe Secret Service is going to take him to a drive through Starbucks while they are waiting?
Because other than the nucular explosion, it is just another day in LA. I guess Governer Swarzeneggar has been able to seriously strengthen the infrastructure such that the nuke hasn't disabled cell phone transmission, made traffic worse, or stopped CTU from being able to hack the Russian consulate's system!
Jack's man purse?
Where is it? He needs his medical interogation supplies. Oh, the cigar cutter will work fine! OW!
But he got the information. Oops got caught!
But he got the information. Oops got caught!
I Had An International Issue with Some Yogurt
and a sweater I was thinking of wearing to work tomorrow.
So I leave the room for a couple of minutes to "deal" (like Jack, I wouldn't just call for a tac team) and come back to find Jack is violently interrogating the Russian Diplomat?
Succesfully, I guess. We know that we have another 2 hours to endure before the nucular bombs go in the air...and Jack will be spending that 2 hours trying to escape from the cargo plane he just chartered for a Russian Gulag!
By now, CTU should have called their EAP, not the President. Jack is clearly impaired by his PTSD.
So I leave the room for a couple of minutes to "deal" (like Jack, I wouldn't just call for a tac team) and come back to find Jack is violently interrogating the Russian Diplomat?
Succesfully, I guess. We know that we have another 2 hours to endure before the nucular bombs go in the air...and Jack will be spending that 2 hours trying to escape from the cargo plane he just chartered for a Russian Gulag!
By now, CTU should have called their EAP, not the President. Jack is clearly impaired by his PTSD.
Understatement by the Veep
"Jack Bauer has created a diplomatic mess." Goodness, we *could* write better for this. Jack is going to start WWIII
Okay... now we have jumped the Shark again
Jake takes the consultate hostage. That would make it more exciting. I wish the writers would read our blog. We could probably give them some good ideas!
We think that Jack prefers Russian Prison to Chinese. A thinks that the TV will be better in Russia, but I think that food would be better in China, but you are hungry an hour later.
We think that Jack prefers Russian Prison to Chinese. A thinks that the TV will be better in Russia, but I think that food would be better in China, but you are hungry an hour later.
I Have To Say, Logan Is Right
Hasn't Jack learned anything from history.
And he has the consul hostage at gunpoint, and he's confessing????
"Bill, I've got a situation." I've got to break international law, and violate Anatoly's civil rights (if he has any, he's not an American citizen) until he tells me where the rest of the nucular bombs are.
And where is Bill's zest for life? He seems to feel the same way about 24 as I feel about watching it...like he is just going through the motions.
And he has the consul hostage at gunpoint, and he's confessing????
"Bill, I've got a situation." I've got to break international law, and violate Anatoly's civil rights (if he has any, he's not an American citizen) until he tells me where the rest of the nucular bombs are.
And where is Bill's zest for life? He seems to feel the same way about 24 as I feel about watching it...like he is just going through the motions.
The Bunker Looks Suspiciously Like The Basement At CTU
Remember Clutch Cargo? The Vice President has the whole clutch cargo thing going on. (In his case, I think it is Botox. The only thing on his face that moves is his mouth.)
Zzzz is Right!
I was just enjoying the Slim-Fast bar commercial more than the machinations between all of the evil former and future presidents and concern about what happened to Jean Smart.
(My guess is that Gradenko is her boyfriend. Or maybe Bill Buchanan is her back door man!)
And Karen is still at the airport waiting for her plane!!! It is going to be another 3 hours before she can get to LA...or no, she's going back to the bunker. (Technically, she hasn't resigned, she has just abandoned her job.)
And who is this new blonde chick? Lisa, stupid or evil?
(My guess is that Gradenko is her boyfriend. Or maybe Bill Buchanan is her back door man!)
And Karen is still at the airport waiting for her plane!!! It is going to be another 3 hours before she can get to LA...or no, she's going back to the bunker. (Technically, she hasn't resigned, she has just abandoned her job.)
And who is this new blonde chick? Lisa, stupid or evil?
Chloe can trace that call
Oh man, I just typed that BEFORE Jack called Chloe!
And Yes, Jack would do that and so much more for his country!
Okay, I'm digging the Dodge Avenger commercial with Smoke on the Water playing.
I think a like to 24 needs to be put on Farty.tv
And Yes, Jack would do that and so much more for his country!
Okay, I'm digging the Dodge Avenger commercial with Smoke on the Water playing.
I think a like to 24 needs to be put on Farty.tv
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ooops fell asleep there for a minute. Did I miss anything? Even if they jumped the shark, it would be more exciting than this!
Logan is About to Go All Medieval On Anatoly
I thought that he was going to poison him with his Presidential stickpin or something.
Instead, he just seems to be using his women's intuition on Anatoly. ("He's a liar Jack. I know, because I'm a liar, too." Sob.)
And Gradenko needs both some shampoo and some hair gel.
And organizing grid failure to the Russian consulate? Shouldn't be a problem in the aftermath of a nucular bombing in LA!!!!!!
Instead, he just seems to be using his women's intuition on Anatoly. ("He's a liar Jack. I know, because I'm a liar, too." Sob.)
And Gradenko needs both some shampoo and some hair gel.
And organizing grid failure to the Russian consulate? Shouldn't be a problem in the aftermath of a nucular bombing in LA!!!!!!
Tom, Growing A Pair
And the Evil Veep appears to be channeling Dick Cheney.
I hope that he won't accidentally shoot any of his friends!
I hope that he won't accidentally shoot any of his friends!
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