Recap 2-3 AM

"For the last 21 hours, you have wonder how this season will end" More like for the last 21 hours we wondered if this season would *EVER* end! We have also wondered if we could call that phone number to tell the writers that they should step away from the organic blue corn tortilla chips and red bull and leave the writing to us and the Friends of the 24 Blog!

Here is the recap:

• Dammits = 1 (I think we probably missed some. Kate, Tai or LPK, did we?)
• Perimeters= 2
• Jack begging= 1
• Steamy Glances= 2 (Doyle and Nadia, Marilyn to Jack (unreciprocated))
• Lip trembling by Jack= 0 (but we missed it last week; it happened when Heller was telling Jack to stay the heller away from Awwdrey! thank goodness for the recap at the beginning.)
• Characters who bought some hair gel= 1 (Phil - "A" thinks he could use it with a bit more skill)
• Eeewww = 3 (Chloe & Morris, Nadia and Milo and Doyle, Blonde Toady and TEYOBF)
• Number of episodes= 2, we think, but the finale may be 2 hours
• Mentions of Hair gel in posts= 2
• Times we repeated each other's thoughts=2 at least
• Number of times we pinched ourselves to stay awake= 7 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Number of times "A" was glad that nobody stuck her left hand into a bowl of warm water = 65
• CTU Casualties = a handful, but we are talking about Milo here. Sad... we don't think that we will miss him. Certainly not like we miss Eggar!
• Number of missed guesses as to who the package was = 3 - we guessed Chloe, Jack, Morris
• Times wondered "Whhhyy are we still watching this season?"= countless
• New terrorists who are HOT = 1

Questions we have:

Where is BILL!? We think that he couldn't find a sub for his yoga class so the writes obliged him and wrote him out of the rest of the season

Where is Jack's mom? Where is Karen? Are they one and the same? Where is Peter Hock (can you say Cameo appearance)?

Where did they take Awwdrey? Where is the TEYOP? Is he doing better? Are Sandra and Walid visiting him?

How long until the Blonde Toady is killed?

Where is the hubby's man purse? Still within easy reach. No medi-interrogation kit, but it does contain a few diapers.

Some of our questions were answered:

Phil stopped for some hair gel as we hoped. The Spawn of Bauer and Marilyn have returned, along with Marilyn and her smouldery glances.

I still must chant: BRING BACK NINA! BRING BACK NINA! BRING BACK NINA!

That is all I have. Did I miss anything good?