The Recap 3am - 4 AM

By Monday at 10 PM EDT, we will have spent a FULL day watching TV. Hmmmm I'm not sure that is such a good thing in this case. I'd rather watch Zoboomafoo (http://pbskids.org/zoboo/); it has some exciting things, live wild animals and a cool lemur!! Although "A" point out that Marilyn looks a little bit like a lemur and she is right!

Here is the recap:

Dammits = 1 (I think we probably missed some again in all the "excitement". Kate, Tai or LPK, did we?)
Perimeters= 1
Jack begging= 0
Eeewww = 3 (Blonde Toady, Peeping Tom and my icky thoughts of Phil and Marilyn)
Number of episodes remaining= 1 interminably long two hour finale
Characters in need of hair gel or hair gel lessons= 2 (Cheng and Phil)
Men that have turned from Evil to Stupid = 1 the Veep
Face movements by the stupid wussy Veep (formerly the Evil Veep) = 2 we think
Number of times we pinched ourselves to stay awake= 1 or 2 -- I had to pinch "A" but that was for fun!
Number of Times "A" and "M" yelped in unison = at least 2
IT Team members going all Rambo = 4 (Nadia, Morris, Chloe and "M" -- when I was pinching "A" to stay awake)
Times we repeated each other's thoughts=2 at least
Times wondered "Whhhyy are we still watching this season?"= countless
New terrorists who are HOT but now dearly departed = 1
Cool visual effect = 1 the green glowy sewage they were sloshing through below CTU

Questions we still have:
Has Jack has his tetanus booster shot or his Diptet? How are his floating rib fragments and internal bleeding?
Will Awwdrey come back this season or the TEYOP for that matter?
Is the Blonde Toady alive or dead? Do we really care?
Will the Veep's botox continue to wear off and show more facial movements?
Will Bill ever talk to Karen again? Or has he been speaking to an attorney in post nucular LA?

WHERE IS JACK'S MOM, and NINA??

Are we ever going to find out the seedy details that Marilyn is hiding from Jack? Who is the Spawn's father? Graeme? Jack or dare I say Phil. EEEEWWWWW.

Will the Spawn be old enough by next season to replace Jack?

What are we going to do with the extra hour of free time on Monday nights?

Some of our questions were answered:

The previews show that Bill is back. I wonder if Jack and Bill are going to go all rogue on Ricky's @$$.

Next week promises some good gun fights and a building blowing up with Jack jumping out on what appears to be a zip line. Will he make it?? Stay tuned!!

Good night all. Thanks for joining us!

(And "A" saying, over and out. Thanks for joining us and/or visiting our blog!)