Hour 1 Recap

"A" yawning = About 18 times
Improbable NYC street scene = 1
Dammit =2 (M counted 4)
Bauer Kills = 2 (they were quality per M)
Women proven stupid = 0
Women proven evil =0
Times wished Eggar were still with CTU and Alive = innumerable
(And I didn't even get into the breach of diplomatic, security and all other worlds of protocol -- including good manners: Mme. President isn't going to tell the Islamic Republic President that there's a supposedly credible death threat?)
Dead Black Men = 0 (Hastings, I think we can agree that your days are numbered....you're both handsome and African-American.)

Things are going to have to pick up. A lot! I got pretty excited when Jack said "Dammit" and "A" missed it!!!