Recap

Dammit=0
Perimeter =0 (maybe that's part of the problem!)
Women Inexplicably Neither Stupid Nor Evil =1
Candidate for one those cable shows about hoarders =1, who the heck left all of that clutter in the tunnel between the UN and New Jersey
Geographical Anomalies = multiple, we were trying not to count, as we want to let this go
Improbable convos between heads of state and low level functionaries and/or terrorists = 0
Tender moments =0
Heads of state who can handle a weapon=1

Where's Cole? "M" misses Owen already, poor Bambi. (See my cousin Vinnie, I missed it, but apparently there's a Bambi quote.) We still miss Eggar.

The Bridezilla/Cole/MethHead Kevin story line was both annoying and a good sleight of hand.

Sigh. We're sad about the show ending. We're relieved about the season ending. Interested in the evil ex-president's return (foreshadowed in the previews). And we're wondering about spinoff possibilities.

Kim Bauer gets her own show: mom juggles family life, incomprehensible stupidity, and saving the world. Renee gets her own show, like Dr. Phil spun off from Oprah -- would be bad guys come on the show to repent, and reveal their childhood wounds. ("Whut were you thinking!")

The possibilities are endless.

Until next week!