Recap, 6pm - 7pm

Dammit = 1
Improbable conversations = oh, so many
Improbable secret conversations on wireless phones = 2
Bauer Kills = 0
Kate Kills = 0
Perimeter =0

Line of the evening, "Wake the b-word up!"   Um, not the gentleman Jack we've come to appreciate.

This season is losing me a bit.  We got not enough Chloe.  We have tons of improbable conversations, an improbable Presidential escape from the British White House...unencumbered helicopter landing in Wembley Stadium.

And of course, POTUS William Devane committing suicide by drone.

Ahem.

Improbability Rules

OK, I am actually having an extremely difficult time suspending disbelief.

This is probably the most improbable season ever.

Simone...

I'm appealing to your better nature.

First Dammit!

And now Jack and Kate are talking on cell phones about the President's secret plan?

"Wake the b-word up!"

WTH?

Crossbows at the ready

#oathkeeper

Viewer Discretion is Advised

Uh, ok?

Postscript

OMG.   Jack outdrove a drone strike -- in a Chrysler, if the twitter ads are to be believed.

And WTH, the President of the United States looks like he's catching a cab for a tender rendezvous, of sorts, with a certain death at the hands of Lady Stark.   Called that one!

No sign of Kim Raver, Kim Bauer, Eggar, Nina.  

Pornstache looks like a dark horse.   Didn't call that one.  

And here's the scoreboard...

Dammit = 4 (3 Jack, one terrorist)
Improbable convos between heads of state = 1
Improbable convos between US Presidents and known terrorists = !!!!
Improbable convos between Russian and US factota = 1
Women proven stupid = 0  (where's Kim Bauer?)
Women proven evil = 0
Handsome Black Man body count =0
Bauer Kills = 0
Perimeter = 0
Lax security around the mentally failing US Commander in Chief = yes
Man purse sightings = 0

Until next week....

WTH?

You've got to be kidding me, "Just You And Me Reaching Out To Each Other"????

Pornstache, tougher than he looks

D'oh, the old Jacket on the Back of the Chair trick

I believe our earlier prediction will come true.   President Heller is going to give himself up to Margot, I mean Lady Stark.

And, where are his Marines?  His Secret Service guy is just not going to tell Tate Donovan?

Split screen.

Leave My Wife Out of This

I have a feeling Simone doesn't have another 12 minutes

And I forgot

Why can't we scramble F16s to shoot down the drones?

And another two dammits -- one from the terrorist!

That's Some Defensive Driving

Outdriving a drone?

Kate's Undergrad Degree

Early childhood development?

Simone Turns on Lady Stark

That's not going to end well...

Second Dammit!

Also, where is Kim Bauer?

Now..

Now we have a dammit!

That Deserved a Dammit!

Not being able to turn Simone -- or torture her into talking?

Old school Jack would have let a Dammit rip.

Selfless?

Is the President thinking of sacrificing himself -- like the CTU head who rode the nuke into the desert?