Monday, February 19, 2007

People think...

That nothing happens in North Dakota. Come on they might have the snow angel record! Imagine over 8900 people making snow angels. Boy is Michigan, the previous record holder, going to be angry :-)

Question... Lame episode?

I'm trying to find if it really advanced the plot. I guess it did on a minute level. The prez's life hang in the balance. More smoldery looks between Jack and Rena Marilyn. I'll cover it more in the Previously on 24 next week. "A" Thanks for doing an excellent job on the last Po24

Jack's kill count isn't going up at a good pace and enough things aren't getting blowed up. Maybe we have to wait for Karen to get to CTU for that to blow up? And

WHERE IS AUDREY!?!?!?!?

Ex President??

What is he the new Hannibal?????

Oh, Please

Is Jack conning his dad?

Or is he trying to get Dad's approval even as Dad is about to shoot him?

Maybe Dad will kill himself...oh, no! Maybe Dad will now get Josh and Marilyn!

Split screen montage! So effective in the story telling.

President Logan? With a beard! Is Mrs. President still with him?

How ironic

His back is turned on his family right now.

WOP Alert!
Dad left during that soliloquy. I called that one, but typed too slow!

Where's Jack's Backup?

Or did he refuse backup?

And now, Dad's going to confess to Jack? (Jack, the guy is a sociopathic killer. Don't believe a word he says. Patriot my ass. He just wants to save The Family Business.)

Family Dynamics

They put the FU in dysfunctional.

Okay, Dad isn't to gun savvy. He turned the gun sideways. You never do that unless you are on TV. The cartridge can pop out and hit ya. I have hear they are VERY hot

Oh, come on. You can't believe Dear old Dad now??? You tell him Jack.

You are so much smarter than your dead stupid brother! Come over to the dark side!

Dad, I'm Unarmed

But I still have all of my teeth, even after 2 years in Chinese Prison!

(And we know from Episode 1: they're working just fine!)

Video Games in the OR

There was a commercial for having video games in the OR for patients for the News at 9. Hey, Doc, can you spot me a quarter, I left my pants in Prep!

Dad, Immunity is Out!

Ok, maybe immunity is out. Maybe they will give you some hair gel!

I don't know, "M". Maybe they have to blow something else up to hold my interest.

Stair way....

Jack, Marilyn and the terrorist.... The terrorist is in much better shape. Jack is all panting and the other two are just fine..

There is dear old Dad. About to toss Josh? He really does need some hair gel! Maybe he could stop at Great Clips and get an $8 haircut. Great Clips is probably open. Even if there have been nukes going off and more potentially going to blow!

Marilyn, it's your chance to say.... Jack... he's your son too. No... all she says is Jack!

"M", Is the Thrill Gone?

Or is this episode kind of lame?

Did we burn out what with the 2 hours last week?

Chloe is disappointing me almost every week. She just gave a kind of Audrey-like look! Why won't she pout and have a tantrum?

Morris...Chloe

Tender moment. I didn't realize that Morris was a friend of Bill W.

Oh, Chad

Didn't we have a scene like this last season? With the beefcake baby boomer, what was his name...red haired guy who had it on for the First Lady?

At any rate, in the 24-verse, the policy wonks clearly work out and get training in hand to hand.

Is Tom dead?

Tick Tick Tickety Boo

I think that Morris is going to self destruct pretty soon.

And Tom is having that conscience problem. But he is going to end up DOH! Just like that Smacked in the face with a gun! Oh it's a flash light. But OW, That is going to leave a mark!

They Had to Shoot Milo

So that they could show him without a shirt.

You think those tats are real?

Where Did Jack Get the Tricked Out SUV?

Remember, he just got released from Chinese custody a few hours ago. He's got the smooth rack of guns that slides out in the "way back". (Um, I wonder how the cup holders are in that baby?)

And what is the deal that Rena supposedly made with Graem?

And didn't Dad and Mrs. Bauer know how to spell? "Graem"?

Marilyn, put this vest on

Under you clothes LOL so I can see you naked again!
Josh is the only good thing since.... smoldering look

Tom's Conscience

I think Tom is going to have a spur of conscience attack him in the next few minute. He will by the end of the show, tell the Prez.

Now Morris is going on a bender with smokes (nope they were altoids, curiously strong), Red Bull and something alcoholic. OMG< Wow he sure can knock him back. RALPH! I bet Chloe can drink him under the table. Morris is in a WOP!

Tom, Take Your Chance to Join the Right Team!

Don't listen to Chad!

How did Morris get out of CTU? Isn't he supposed to be debriefing Milo? And now I guess that he is violating his 12 step program?

And, hello, a suitcase nuke just went off a few miles away. I think that the liqour store would be closed.

Morris, Morris, Morris...now you're in WOP

Run, Forest Run

I think Josh should be booking it out of there. Smart kid. Go if you can!!!!!

Oopps, stopped by a cranky grandpa

Rena Just Missed a Shot to Tell The Jack The Truth

"Marilyn, I will do everything in my power to make sure your son is safe..."

Googly, smoldery, teary glance..."Jack he's your son" is not what she said!

Now Josh is overhearing creepy Grandpa telling Marilyn that he still wants to be a family!!!!!

Run, Josh, Run. (Or you can probably snap Grandpa's neck. No matter who your dad is, it is definitely in your genes.)

OK, Isn't Milo an IT Guy?

How can he debrief Milo?

(PS, Rumor has it that "M" is feeding "J"! Hello, TV, Reality, TV, Reality, TV, Reality!)

Bad Guys Confessing Stupidly

At least Jack's dad is going to get caught for confessing to Rena! Now Jack knows that Graem's death wasn't his fault.

And how about Jack's tender (yet ruthless) inspection of Milo's wound? (If there had been a bullet, I'll bet he would have pulled it out with his teeth.)

Milo is Going to Sacrifice Himself For Rena!

And she is definitely Stupid!

Oh Yeah, Gradenko

I have a mental block agains Gradenko. He seems to be Fayed's boss. Why doesn't he like Jack?

Maybe Mrs. Gradenko is Jack's mom!

Why do the tac teams always take 10 minutes to get there?

Previously on 24

"M" and I got kicked off of Blogger last week, no doubt due more to Mercury retrograde than to my habit of creating pithy and witty one-sentence posts.

Mea culpa.

Exactly what Jack is thinking, since his Dad has caused him to think that he has killed Grae. The ladies at CTU are telling Bill that Jack pushed the medical interrogation protocols. And in fact, by the end of the 2 hours, Jack is telling Bill...do your worst, I don't want this covered up.

Since CTU left Grae unsupervised after Jack pushed the protocols, I can't trust that they will discover Jack's dad's fingerprints on the syringe.

Rena is mad, but not too mad. She and Jack go on a field trip to find a house she supposedly stalked Grae to when she was gathering evidence on him. She makes the mistake of telling Jack's dad, and Jack's dad kidnaps Bauer Spawn, and then blackmails Rena into taking Jack to a house that blows up.

Ok, this is one story arc.

The evil hookery chick and the guy with the Wisconsin accent have Morris, and are taking him to Fayed for a supposed $7 million payment. Morris manipulates her, and she shoots Wisconsin boy in the head and pushes him out of the truck. But Morris isn't that good. Instead of taking Morris back to CTU, she figures on negotiating with Fayed. He ultimately offs her. (Evil hookery chick, for those of you keeping score: evil and stupid.)

Jack rescues Morris, who has given the terrorists some device that arms all of the other suitcase nukes. Jack and Chloe disarm one of the suitcases with seconds to spare, Chloe reading the manual back at CTU. (This is how one of the help desk people tried to help me with a Lotus Notes problem I had a while back, too. Thank goodness there was no suitcase nuke at my office! On so many levels.)

Mr. Chloe is feeling sorry for himself for not building a self-destruct program into the nukes. (Hello, can you say "back door"?) Chloe tells him to buck up and get his ass back to work.

Karen's still on the plane to LA to get blowed up with Bill. (And what is up with Bill this season? He has no backbone, no integrity or leadership skills. Did Karen have him fixed over this past 2 years?)

"M" says that Milo and Rena's life are in the balance, but I don't remember why.

Honestly, isn't 2 hours of 24 a bit much for anyone to take? (Although a colleague who travels to work up in the NY area from his home in Atlanta doesn't go home every weekend. He spent one weekend watching an entire season of 24. I thought this was risky; maybe he'd snap someone's neck for sport when he arrived at the office on Monday...but no problem there. That I know of.)

Oh yeah, Chad Lowe is the Evil Veep's toady, and they are manipulating Tom/Numbers guy into participating in some kind of "removal" of Principal Wood, I mean the 28 year old President.

Or are they? Is Tom pretending to be a really bad guy (instead of just a cultural and fiscal "conservative"...I mean fascist) in order to uncover the plot behind the prospective "removal" of the President?

Still no sign of Jack's mom. She's probably going to turn out to have a chainsaw for a hand, like Lena Olin in Romeo is Bleeding...or maybe Lena will turn out to be his mom! (Although she's a bit young. My money is still on Karen.)

OK, "M", take it away.