Monday, April 12, 2010

Pose of the Week: Vaschistasana

This photo, "Ivan in Vaschistasana" is a photo of a man learning the pose, so he's not in total alignment at the time that the photo was snapped. But there is something very noble and beautiful about his effort.

He's got a lot of strength. This pose is hard for men -- especially strong ones like Ivan -- because brute muscular strength actually doesn't help...rather than drawing muscularly towards the center, you need to extend away.

Of course, poor Jack is both tough and tender. He probably rocks Vashistasana.

The pose is named after the sage Vashista, who was also a noble. (Nothing silly about him, just noble.)

(When you google this pose, you find an abundance of photos of one woman in the most interesting turquoise outfit with striped legwarmers. Legwarmers? Uh, what a feeling!)

Recap: 8am - 9am


Dammit=0
Perimeter =0
Women-empowering, but improbable, personnel changes =2
The Return of Creepy Old Friends = Hello President Logan! (you look like you might have had some work done)
Handsome Dead Black Men =0 (Hastings can still buy it during the debrief, though)
Bauer kills =0
Bauer makes a bad choice in female companions =1 (RIP, Renee. You didn't have it easy.)
Improbable Presidential Convos = uh, just about every scene. I'm half expecting Mme. President to take a meeting at Starbucks. (I'm thinking that her drink would be a dark cherry mocha, the frappucino version.)

Speaking of Starbuck, Tai could not have been more right about Battlestar Galactica. I'm completely addicted, what a great show. Smart, fun, great acting, and both noble and silly at the same time.

And maybe that's the thing about 24. It is silly, but noble. We'll miss it.

Aw poor Jack

I'll give him a hug!! He's got a good sad face :(
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Split Screen Montage TIme

Jack, you don't have the best luck with women.

Poor Renee.

Someone get Jack some scrubs.

Oh, no.

Shark jumpage!!!

Really?come on now. A cab?
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Another Cab!

And could that sniper be a worse shot?

(1145 W. 18th Street would be somewhere in NJ.)

Wth did I miss

I missed so much!! Jack and renee? Ugh! Doh That's going to leave a mark. Man, jack can hardly get a break with his women!
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Oh, No!

I don't want Renee to get shot!

Eew!!!!



Can you fast forward hulu!? Eew.

I feel like I need to take a shower.

Kayla, You Spoiled Brat

Maybe if you can keep your eyes (and hands) off of the bad guys, your mom will survive her Presidency.

(Uh, taking a car to the UN? During rush hour? With this sort of security issues you've been having?)

Oh, Logan. And that actor from Dollhouse. (Sigh, Joss!)

What kind of leverage could Logan have. (And David Palmer, sigh. I wonder if we'll see his 28-year old brother? Or is he dead, too? I forget.)

Logan, you're a regular yankee doodle dandy. Mme. President, this is not a good idea.

I worry

That Madam Prez is going to be proven stupid, not evil

And I don't trust the swarmy assistant either
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Arlo Looks Suspicious Of The Change In Command

Hastings, you're not a tool anymore -- you're a real mensch. That's a real turnaround. (Or a total lack of character continuity.)

Ah, buh bye Samir.

Chloe's excellent IT training pays off...a toxicology panel?!

Didn't see that coming

Chloe in charge?! She wasn't even employed by them, was she??
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Interesting

Ex-Pres Logan has kept a possibly inappropriate relationship with Russia
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Ethan

One tough SOB. Sorry to be checking in late. Hope mobile blogging works
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Ah, President Suvarov!


Remember him? This must be where the old evil Veep comes in.

Ethan, you resilient ba$tard!

(The Women of The 24 Blog might not slow down to gawk at automobile accidents, but we sure do love some Cliffhanger.)

It Doesn't Look Good For This Old Guy.

Yeah. Wily freaking Russians.

And, eew.

Eew

I don't want to see any action between Jack and Renee. Eew.

Eeew.

Color me immature. But that's gross.

POTIR Is Dead

Long live the new POTIR, Mrs. Hassan.

(She has gorgeous skin. You really see this stuff when watching on the computer.)

Wilson, what's your plan? Hahaha! Chloe, an IT professional, is going to run CTU?

Girl power!

Take Some Responsibility

Faline, you ignorant so and so! You're partly responsible for your father's death. You should have never been dallying with Tarin.

And Mrs. POTIR, you can do this. But don't be anyone's puppet!

The Russians!

The head Russian...and in cahoots with the Islamic terrorists? And the bad guys tie back to the Russian mob!

I smell a trip to Brighton Beach. (With a detour along Atlantic Avenue...there's an awesome middle eastern deli in Cobble Hill. Stuffed grape Leaves. Yum.)

Uh, Jack and Renee are in a cab? Hah.

Ah, They were in the Bronx!


Did they make it to every boro, and Jersey City, this season?

(Or did they skip the Island of Staten?)

Improbable Convo

Mme. President is very motherly with Jack.

"Ma'am, if you give up, it means they win!"

Ah, love the old if-then statements that end with the terrorists winning...

Oh, a Bad guy EMT? I don't think so...the other guys could smell that.

I think that our Mayor's office of film would want to have some conversation with the writers...first the sleeper cop, and now a faux EMT? Our Finest And Bravest aren't being well represented here!

Previously on 24

OK. I won't be live blogging, but hopefully "M" will chime in.

Last week. First of all, did they get the old writers back? Dammits and perimeters abounded! And it was pretty tight. Stuff blew up. Someone we grew to kind of tolerate, if not love, died. (He predeceased his hairdo.) Hastings grew a pair. A CTU insider gave us a little echo of Nina. Sigh.

So, Mrs. President Hair Gel and her daughter are rustled off to NJ -- via whatever route, helo probably, they should have taken with the POTIR, as opposed to the spurious tunnel thing.

The POTIR is handed off to Tarin, and the bad guy government agent (played by one of the wonderful actors from The Unit, which I've got to get on DVD because of the great David Mamet dialogue in the first season) finds the car bomb with the rods.

Manhattan no go boom, though there is a silly scene where the gov't agent opens up the car with the dirty bomb in it with no backup, protection or anything.

There's a car chase where Jack loses POTIR -- Jack's following Tarin, who drives his car off the roof of a parking garage, having stashed POTIR in the backseat of a car that is allowed to drive through whatever perimeter had, I believe, been set. The bad guys still have POTIR, and Tarin is dead.

However, Jack learns that Bridezilla is the bad apple in CTU, and calls it in to Chloe.

Bridezilla almost escapes from CTU. But she doesn't. Her former Intended takes her down, and with as much emotion as he can muster...he looked about as angry as a Brady brother looked when one of the other brothers broke his guitar. Or something.

Jack alerts Mme. President to the coup attempt by the General and the Rahm Emmanuel wanna be. The President shows appropriate contempt, and rustles Ethan off to the hospital.

Jack makes an improbable immunity deal with Bridezilla to find out where the bad guys have taken POTIR.

It looked like Queens again. And they kill POTIR, who dies without renouncing peace. (Whew.) But not before the bad guys fake Jack and CTU into thinking they have time to rescue him, by asynchronously broadcasting a broadcast of what seemed to be the lead in to the execution...they arrive and find POTIR already dead.

Old school 24.

Good news is that the improbable immunity deal they made with Bridezilla will have to come to naught.

If the first 10 hours had been as good as this episode...we'd be giving another day of our lives for this darn show next year.

Whew.

Until tomorrow, when I view this via Hulu.

Unless there's an improbable convo between a President and me. The President of Time Warner Cable, that is. And I'd be giving them immunity -- their customer service is a crime against all that is good.

Take it, "M"