Previously on 24

Even though a perimeter has been set up, it appears that George Philip has escaped, hopefully to find some hair gel. Jack hopes on a chopper after a brief debriefing to Bill of the family drama. Jack continues to hit on his widowed sister-in-law. Jack promises Josh to explain everything. I wonder if that explanation will include why he and Rena keep exchanging smoldery glances.

We aren't (or "M" isn't) sure who the main evil mastermind is, but this is becoming similar to the canisters from last year. The nukes are going to have a payload and somehow I don't think it's going to be confetti for a special welcome home for Jack returning from Chinese Prison.

Chloe keeps covering for Morris. He keeps disappearing and not being able to complete his work competently. However he was able to competently configure a program that armed a nuke. Although I believe that he wasn't responsible for the first nuke, is that right "A"? Chloe thinks that he has fallen off the wagon and end up barging in on him in the toilet, where Morris gets up off the toity without wiping, but then again sitting there with his pants down might have been a ruse for drinking. Was he lying about calling his sponsor or wasn't he? He then pours 1/4 of the fifth of booze (what does that make, 1/20th? so he drank 19/20th? or are my fractions bad. Again, I digress)

Reed gets an assassin in to the bunker. The Bad Guy mixes a potion from two rogue office supplies. You have to watch out for those highlighters; they are dangerous! Bad Guy says that they should kill Tom. Reed keeps on say no, he will come around after W is no longer in charge. Again with the 25th Amendment. Reed tenderly removes the duct tape from Tom's mouth and says not to scream or else the OTHER guy will kill him. I think that Reed has some romantic feelings toward Tom, not that there is anything wrong with that. Tom says that he was always against Reed, I actually think that Tom is lying and he truly thought about it. Assad foils the bomb killing the president because the Bad Guy builds a faulty bomb and it starts leaking. Assad sees the leak and yells BOMB and BOOM. Good thing Karen left to get blowed up with Bill instead of getting blowed up with "W"

Jack meets with the ex Prez Logan at what looks to be the race track. Ex-Prez Logan has turned over a new leaf and has gotten a pardon or something in exchange for helping to find Gradenko through "back channels." Meanwhile, Jack has found a clean and dashing suit (they must have gotten that from his storage space since he has been out of the country for TWO YEARS). I still think that Jack is handsome.