This Duck Should Be Named Jack Bauer

This poor thing was shot, refrigerated, taken to the vet for surgery, flatlined on the table, and is now recovering. (After we all bomb each other back to the stone age, Perky will serve as a carrier pigeon for Jack.)


Photo from CNN, check out the sweet story about a veterinarian who gave this amazing duck CPR!

(Hopefully the duck wasn't actually the subject of an animal medical interrogation!)

WGN in Chicago asks (GO BEARS)

Should the day after the Superbowl be a holiday? Would they be asking this if the NFC Champion Chicago Bears weren't in the Superbowl?!? Now don't get me wrong, I haven't missed a game this season and I've been a fan of the Monsters of the Midway since 1985 through thick and thin, but come on now?!? A Holiday????

Bear Down Chicago Bears, make every play clear the way to victory;
Bear down, Chicago Bears, put up a fight with a might so fearlessly.
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation with your T-formation.
Bear down, Chicago Bears, and let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy of Illinois, Chicago Bears, bear down.

What does Colts stand for
Count
On
Losing
The
Superbowl

GO BEARS !!!!!!

Good Thing We Weren't Too Attached to Those CTU Guys!

It looks like Gray offed them...or he "outsourced" it.

("M" says - and they were dreamy too.)

Split Screen Montage!

Have we had one of these this season yet?

I Was Right!

Dad had to intervene...but ineffectively.

No wonder Jack hasn't spoken to these guys in, what was it, 9 years?

(And everyone knows how much I love to be right!)

Paternal intervention

Just like you said "A". OOO Graem is growing a pair but he had to hire them out! LOL

No DUH, says Dad

That the bombs were active and Jack I can't let you call CTU right now

I Hope Jack Will Be Able to Cadge Another Clean Shirt

And he just left Gray sitting in the office?

And now, here's Jack's dad. (Too bad they couldn't get Donald Sutherland!)

First thing he says to Dad, "Give me my gun back."

Who are the CTU Guys Chloe is Directing?

Will they set up a perimeter?

And shouldn't Jack have cuffed Gray with his hands behind his back? (Or does he know that Gray is too stupid to try to put Jack in a chokehold?)

Fox News Teaser

"What the Future Holds for President Palmer", news at 10!

Um, hello, we all know what's gonna happen to W...

W's Sister

Are she and Walid "special friends"?

I Hope Walid's Got The Ringer On "Silent"!

I don't trust the good guys to not accidentally hit redial...

Walid, you my friend have sticky fingers

Let's see if he can do this! Get it BACK in the pocket Oops I think they need the phone again, nope, but not so good on the stealthy return of the phone. He sure got a wallop!

Chloe ROCKS

She is so cool. She can download anything from anywhere.

Can't They Just Clone the Phone?

Why do they have to put Walid at risk?

(Chloe looks like she's found a good hair salon since last season.)

Jack's Got Gray Cuffed

I bet Jack kicked old Flat Face's behind when they were kids!

Dad is gonna have to intervene somehow between the brothers.

Evil or Stupid?

"M", do you really think the Muslim chick is eeeeevil?

Karen is out

but I believe she basically said to shove that up Tom's @$$ to Tom's "special friend", not that there is anything wrong with that

Karen - evil or stupid?? hmm, I'm thinking stupid. Especially, "Reassign me to LA so I can get blowed up with Bill"

Tattle

Come on Karen! Tattle on Tom!!! Nice pep talk tho to the president though

Karen's Pulling Rank

You Go Girl!

No! She's letting Numbers guy jerk her around!

And now, lines for Karen from W:

"I need you."

And Karen coaches the 28 year old W...he does need her!

Another line: "Is there anything I can do to change your mind?"

And W's in a WOP.

Milo (M shakes her head)

Milo, Milo Milo, that is SUCH a bad idea! And very against policy! Another beautiful evil chick (our theory is all women are either stupid or evil - Nadia is NOT stupid)

After This Day Is Over

CTU is going to have to go on some kind of team retreat where they do trust falls and stuff like that. They can really use some team building...trust level is pretty low, everyone in everyone else's business, micromanaging...

I'll be the volunteer yoga teacher for the CTU retreat.

More Lines from Tom

"I don't want to hurt you"

"I need room"

Tom, you loser!

"This Isn't Working For Me"

Karen, Tom's giving you every line he's got!

HAHAHAHA Karen

Tom is going to invoke the 25th amendment on her @$$

Walid...

He is way too good to be just an admin guy from a civil rights organization

Security is Porous At the Illegal Detention Center?

"M", you know what they need...a perimeter!

Nadia

Has CTU been inflitrated AGAIN?

CTU Drama

Milo, butt out! (He's talking like he took some management courses.)

hmmmm

I think that the chick is a plant. She is under deep cover I bet and is now Jack's girlfriend

The Blonde Chick Is Evil, Not Stupid!

But this guy McCarthy?

Traffic's No Problem!

Even though it is LA, and even though it is less than 90 minutes after a nucular blast!

Perimeter!

Finally!

Sigh, I miss Audrey.

Perimeter Warning

This is not a test, I predict a perimeter will be set up soon. I've only heard one dammit, so I've only had one shot so far. (I guess that is a drinking game played by college kids)

Sorry "A"

I'd sell you out to the Man if you knew where the other nucular weapons were too.

Check Graem's pockets

I bet he has a weapon in his coat.

Jack's Dad Must Be a Real Prize

If he's putting all of his parental effort into his relationship with Gray.

OOh, smoldery glances between Rena and Jack. (And where was she when Jack had Gray's head in a produce baggie?)

Gray's house is nice, but she still should have been able to hear him shrieking like a woman!

Gray

He'll never be able to visit the check out line at the Jewel again without getting all snivelly. He'll be freakin out, man.

Gray's Clearly a Sociopath

Does Jack believe a word he says?

I Missed It

Did they just strip the Muslim agent of her clearance?

Irritant to Obstacle

Karen Hays from Irritant to Obstacle She is so GONE

I Love The Constitution, But...

Karen, when a man says "I love ___, but..." you know better than to listen to anything that comes before the "but"!

Now, the Numbers guy is going to have to "deal" with you!

Uh oh

I think that Tom (Peter MacNichol) is going to take her out! But she is right.

Phew, he is asleep!

It was close there for a minute. I had to go back and rock him to sleep again. He really wants to watch 24. I think he wants to set up a perimeter too!

Bloop! Bloop!

Now, we get to see how good my recap was...

OK, forgot about Gradenko, and also about Jack using the plastic bag on Gray's head.

Kids, this plastic bag is not a toy!

"M", Hurry Up!

Put "J" in bed...he's not allowed to watch 24 any more!

And it's almost time!