Monday, April 27, 2009

Recap 3 AM - 4 AM

Handsome dead black men =1
Resurrection= 1 CTU is back!!
Perimeters=0
Dammit =1 ("M" no medical interrogation)
Medical interrogations=0
WOP =4 (The Prez, Oilivia, Chloe, Jack & the crew)
EEEEW = 2 Chloe and Morris (i hope he has the babu, Tony showering with the dead man)
Tender Moments =2 (Jack & see above --not the shower scene)
Presidential micromanagement =1 (recommissioning the servers!)
Handsome Dead Black Men =1

Minutes of our lives we'll never regain = 44 per "A"; 60 per "M"

Will Aaron save Oilivia from herself? Will Kim come back? Will Tony be able to co-opt Chloe? Will Janis/Janeane show her true colors? Can Jack get some treatment? Where is the First Man, and how did West Arlington Hospital get so technologically tricked out?

Hmmm, Stumped on a Yoga Pose

Is there a yoga pose that somehow corresponds with one bad guy strangling another with a plastic shower curtain?

I didn't think so.

If I sleep on it, maybe I'll find some inspiration.

Tony doesn't follow thru

He said "One more word nd I'll put a bullet in your brain" and then he made him say Yes. Yet Jibraan still lives. Now in the world of Pulp Fiction, Jules would have blown him away after he said "SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!"

Split Screen Montage

Wrapping up now...

...Tony is evil. I do have to agree with Chloe. Something happened.

CTU!

Bring back the ringtone, too!

(How about the swelling music when the CTU logo came up?)

"M" got goosebumps!!!

Jack, you the man!!!!

Perfect. Janis needed that!! Better than a smack in the face, even if he did call her president Palmer

Oilivia Knows A Hit Man

What do you want to bet...

What was that look?

Is Aaron going to go rogue??? For Oilivia? eeeww

Aaron!

We heart you, totally.

Don't be drawn into Oilivia's arms....

Evil Chick

Very stylish...definitely got her clothes at the store for female assassins.

Smackdown! part deux

Chloe and Janeane/Janis are gonna throw down.

And do we believe that Chloe is "with" Jack?

FBI is A Mac Shop

And the FBI team will trust Jack and Renee because they've proven themselves to be such good judges of character!

In real life, they are using OLD technology, I've heard. Any Fibbies out there that can tell us and not kill us?

CTU Servers Recommissioned!

The President was clearly once a sysadmin.

Chloe!!!!!! (hopefully not evil.)

Hodges...

could he really be the only one in the 24-verse who doesn't recognize Jack?


"M" HAHAHAH great point!!!

Betcha....

Oilivia is going to call tony

No medical interogation

Dammit. no medical interrogation!

Another Cool Effect!

I love what they've been doing with Hodges and the multiple views.

Showered, and (Maybe) Shaved?

Did Tony shower with the dead guy in the bathroom?

(And is his evil girlfriend going to kick his @$$ for making a mess by showering with no shower curtain?)

M noted that there was still a curtain hanging... I may have to go back and look

Showering Tony?

Did he just shower with a dead guy???

Will's a Bad Guy, Sigh

We heart Will Patton! I haven't seen him as a bad guy since Desperately Seeking Susan!

Madame President, Cowboy Up!

Don't let your criminally stupid not even that successfully evil lipwear challenged daughter manipulate you like that. You're the leader of the free world...

WOP alert.. She is in a world of pain!!!

The Horror!

The people who conceived and executed the Burger King Square Pants ads clearly experienced some kind of trauma...

Tony, You're Hot When You're Genocidal

This woman is definitely evil. Possibly stupid, as well...

No Canister, No Money!

Someone's gonna die here...

Will Patton!


"M" and I have a long relationship with actor Will Patton...

Oops

I forgot to mention that Blondie and Tony are in cahoots....

"M" thinks that Tony and Oilivia are in cahoots

Previously on 24: 2am - 3am

Once again, I'm hamstrung to remember what happened last week. Stuff blew up, Jack was in a world of pain, Tony slunk around to cement his re-rogue status, women were either stupid or evil...and there are Canisters on the loose -- despite one of the rare uses of a Perimeter this season!

And I'm also hamstrung for time. Let's see if I can expand on that a bit without going out of my 15 minute time boundary.

OK, so Agent Moss is still dead. If you think about it, he's the victim of not listening to his own gut: he kept on asking Renee what she saw in Jack. Jack's the one who legitimized the undead Tony.

(Now what about Chloe? Stay at home mom, or has she gone evil?)

So, Renee and Jack head to the Starkwood compound. (Yes, a law enforcement professional is taking a man with a rapidly progressing degenerative brain disease to a still active crime scene. Hmmm. I hope he's armed.) Renee demands to see Larry's body and then takes command.

Tony is on the phone with his evil friend, and also monitoring the search protocols being used to look for Evil Friend and the Canister, and relaying that info over to him so that he can take evasive action.

After the now familiar question, "Hey, got any C-4?", Tony has instructed his Evil Friend to rig a building to blow (was that conversation this week, or the week before?)

Meanwhile, a hot blonde lawyer is getting dressed in the middle of the night; she's Daddgelina's attorney, getting ready to go over to advocate on his behalf. Instead, she gets a faceful of anaesthetic from a bad guy and another nearly identical blonde chick. The blonde steals the lawyer's glasses and ID (using an iPhone app that can duplicate your fingerprint!) and heads on over to holding -- not before the real attorney is dispatched -- carrying a little red pill that she instructs Hodges to take, after some high pressure negotiating tactics involving threatening his family and preserving his legacy.

It ain't a Sudafed. (Due to the nanny-staters, it is practically impossible to get Sudafed anyways.)

Somewhere in here, Kim's on her way to the airport, and we see her on the phone with her (age-appropriate) husband. Her daughter, Teri, is cooing in her crib. There's some bla bla bla about Jack, but no real plot motion. (Baby Teri's evil twin, Nina, is nowhere in evidence.)

Back at the crime scene, the grid search for the Canister continues, unencumbered by the United States Constitution: Renee has apparently declared martial law, and is bulldozing over the rights of the hapless civilians who are protesting the seemingly illegal search.

Jack is taking calls at the crime scene, and takes one from the guy who was debriefing him, inquiring about another evil terrorist that Jack had reported that Tony had (supposedly) interrogated to death.

Jack realized that someone on the ground at crime scene command must be feeding the grid search patterns to the guy with the canister, and that Renee has gone into a trap, and he radios the team to get out. The evil friend blows up the building, and Jack rushes in to save her, Tony in his wake.

Hodges, being transported someplace else, is placed in the back of a paddywagon - but not before Oilivia has looked daggers at him. (I can't remember why the heck she would even be over there.)

While in transit, Hodges takes the pill, and he has a seizure. The guys driving the paddywagon divert -- where else -- to West Arlington hospital: "M" and I are hoping that he and the First Man will be roommates.

And eew, there's a disgusting scene/plotline basically stolen from Silence of the Lambs: Tony's Evil Friend smears a dead guy's blood all over himself, and Tony "rescues" him.

Jack checks in with his friend the debriefer, who reveals that the guy that Tony had supposedly interrogated to death was in fact alive, and had been apprehended trying to cross a border. This, combined with his insight that search protocols are being shared with the Evil Friend, leads Jack to realize that Tony has re-re-rogued, and he confronts him.

At first Tony dissembles. Then, it's time for poor Jack to have a seizure.

Tony steals Jack's anti-seizure injection kit and taunts him -- while simultaneously loading his Evil Friend and the Canister into an ambulance, where they'll both be driven straight through the Perimeter -- and then asks some of the medics to help Jack, in preparation for slinking off. (But not because he actually wants anyone to help Jack, but because he doesn't have time to kill him without attracting attention.)

Jack is unable to express himself, or to get anyone to stop Tony.

And the Evil Friend, following Hannibal Lecter's plotline, attacks the EMT and takes the ambulance driver hostage.

(And now I can't remember: was Hodges going to West Arlington Hospital, or the Evil Friend...or is everything going to converge there? Somehow?)

Bloop, bloop!