Have You Found Dad?

Um, buried out in the backyard?

And now, let's get back to all of our adolescent hurts and rivalries...

...no, let's don't. Right hook!

Jack's Nephew? Or His Son?

Ooh, googly smolderly eyes with Flat Face's wife and Jack...

Nice Digs Bro

And your wife is a total babe. What soap was she on????

Ahh General Hospital Lois Cerullo Ashton Ashton #1

Honey, I'm Home!

Heeeere's Jack!

Yeah, Civil Rights Guy Goes Deep Under

Is he wearing a wire?

And now, another terrorist is going to confess to a complete stranger!!! (YES!)

Ms Palmer is going to blow his cover!

She is going to get Walid killed

Kiss My Assad Goodbye!

What was all of that goo-goo eyes between Buchanan and Assad?

Fly be Free little terrorist Assad

Go, play with your terrorists friends with your full pardon

Given the Bauer Genes...

Oh, ho ho, I get it, "M"!!! Hee hee.

And if Jack has a sister, she would probably be some kind of killer hoooker.

wHO the heck is she? Jack's sister????

She did look suspiciously like a hooker

Jack's Bro is in a WOP

But of course, his wife has a thing for Jack. This must be why he became a bad guy.

(Don't all women have a thing for Jack?)

In the 24-Verse

Cell phones work after a nuclear bomb goes off?

I don't think so, not even Nextel.

"A" Predicts Jack's Bro Killed Their Dad

You heard it here first.

I Get It, Sam is Jack's Dad's Boyfriend

And Jack's mom????

She has to be one bad mutha.

HUH?

How in the world did that bad guy become Jack's brother???? He was a terrorist last season!

SHUT UP!!!!

The Flat Faced bad guy from last season is Jack's brother???

LOL Brother too??

Family business. Jack keep your eyes on the road

Sam?

Jack has a brother?

And is Sam Jack's dad's handler?

Ms Palmer SIT

Good girl

Back to the Guy Who Nobly Sacrificed His Civil Rights

Pretty sure that any time now, he'll be working for CTU!