Recap

Dull Episode = 3
Dammit = 0 (M is sooooo disappointed)
Women proven stupid = 1 (Samantha, still)
Women proven evil = 0
Perimeter = 0
Predictions true = 1 (Renee is Rogue)
Predictions false = 1 ("M" called a motorcycle chase)
Dead Black men (possibly) = 1
Kill Count > 275 with the plane collision
Jack Kill count = 4 we think.. We will check with the Bauer Kill count site.
Bauer faux kill count = 0
Resurrections = 1
Thwarted staged suicide = 1 you go First Man
Honorary womanhood revoked (possibly) = 1 from the First Man, he grew a pair while paralyzed

Questions:
So where is Chloe's hubby, Morris? How is watching the baby right now while Chloe is out playing with Jack? What is Morris doing nowadays, it must be something with good benefits to allow Chloe to be a stay-a-home-mom. "A" hopes that he's not a banker, because he won't have a job long with the ecomony going the way it is.

We think that they showed everything good that is going to happen in the previews, so therefore we have no predictions. Wait wait we have one! we do believe that the Gov of Illinois Rod Blogo will not be showing us his real hair, not even to get out of being impeached or removed from office! And that will be happening pretty soon.

Another question from "A": WTH (the h is for "heck") is going on with the supposed torture investigation? Or are those agents just on a lunch break?

Nadia found that Jar

I think that Nadia found the evil Veep's jar

recovered it. I didn't even have to call Chloe

Curtis Lives...Elsewhere in the Blogosphere

I just found this tonight, and will have to catch up with it this weekend, but here is the 24 fan fiction of a young (I presume) woman, posted at I remember it well, the first time I saw your head round the door...

Curtis is alive, Heller is back...and something steamy is going on between Jack and Chloe!

(and this site has awakened me to a whole world of ways to live my virtual life as a 24 groupie via Live Journal forums...don't let me, don't make me, don't medically interrogate me...I can't do it! I must limit myself to a couple of hours a week of 24...)

I can only hope she's bringing back Nina. I can't wait to read it.

Chloe and Morris...

So are they married or separated or divorced? What is their deal?

Worried about Milo's fate

I've been thinking. I'm a little worried about Milo's fate and morals. I think that he will be at the end of Jack's wrath sometime soon. I think that he won't fare as well as Milo the Curious cat on the right with his friend Otis. I think his destiny is more like the photo on the left. (This is one of my favorite movies -->) I wonder who is Otis the pug nose pup... maybe Chloe?

Nadia, Stupid or Evil?

You're right, it is extremely slow. Doesn't Nadia have any real work to do, other than just watching every little thing that Morris does?

And Logan,maybe he really has found his faith. Was that the presidential tie clip he just pulled out of his manly jewelry box?

And where did Jack get the suit? Are he and Logan the same size? Or did they stock the helicopter with a suit for him?

And now, Chloe finds out that Morris lied. (And his sponsor left the program? What does that mean?)

Chloe's scowl

The Hubby thinks that she is constipated and needs an enema. I think if she keeps that scowl up, her face is going to stick that way, no matter what is causing the scowl!

I miss Eggar!

This is getting way slow again. We have had only one perimeter and I don't think that we have had any Dammits! I"m starting to multitask, thus why I missed the phone number that Chloe gave as her call back #

Morris' Last Name is O'Brien

What do you think his maiden name was?

You know that Chloe would never change her name!

Dammit Milo, You're Not Chloe!

Sorry isn't good enough, Milo!

Split Screen Montage!

And Chloe is too distraught to function?

I don't think so, Bill. Discount Chloe to your own peril. (Not because she is evil: because she's not stupid or evil! Milo is stupid!)

Insubordinate Much, Chloe?

Yes, this is the Chloe we know and love, disobeying a direct order from Gen-X style boss.

And have you noticed that the CTU techies always have a problem with a family member in these circumstances? Eggar had the same thing with his mom!

Only Jack knows that family problems can't interfere when you're reporting directly to the President. (Even though I don't actually recall that they recommissioned him as an agent, can you?)

Chloe Before And After

Old Chloe from Yahoo TV; New Chloe from Wikipedia.

I haven't been so disappointed in pop culture's inability to let a woman look like a normal person since the brilliant Cokie Roberts was made over for TV.

Writers of 24, I beg you: don't slot Chloe into the "evil vs. stupid" paradigm! Let her be both smart and righteous! And petulant, socially uncomfortable, and rumpled!